“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”
i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second
three things i’ll say in awkward situations:
how did you go from cute to annoying so fast
I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.
seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.
me after 10 minutes : *crying*