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my-teen-quote:

teen quotes, following everyone back

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

yunglesbian:

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

yunglesbian:

navel:

its fucked up when u grow up and realize everybody is on drugs..

yunglesbian:

jennatalherpes:

dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via kushandwizdom)

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"Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good."(via sinking-with-society)

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"A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you."Caitlin Stasey (via maddierose)

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese